The News: Holiday Haiku Edition!

By S.T. VanAirsdale

Some of today's movie news of note from around New York, in festive haiku form because I'm bored:

--O, the Seventies!
Moviegoing in New York!
(Via GreenCine)

--"Let's shoot digital!"
Studios are such suckers.
Watch storage costs soar.

--Harvey versus Bush:
History's greatest debate
that will not happen.

--Why I hate L.A.:
Self-loathing Patrick Goldstein.
Christ, what a douchebag.

--Will there be Oscars?
David Carr really hopes so;
Here are plans B, C...

--Scott, Dargis intros
apologize for Top Tens,
choose dozens instead.

--Wait! Stop the presses!
Tarantino bought coffee!
Pretty slow news day.

--When is it OK
to recommend This Christmas?
Only The Sun knows.

--Sunday in the Post:
Satrapi keeps it real
and ho-ho-horror.

--"Post-Aronofsky"?
You've got to be kidding me.
Nice try, Reverse Shot.

The Blog will return Dec. 28 with All-Positive Friday. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Posted at December 24, 2007 9:59 AM